WATCH: Lesbians Touch A Penis For The First Time

Let me start by saying that this video is totally safe for work. That's right, you can finally click on a link that says 'lesbian', 'penis', and 'first time' while you eat your meal deal at your desk.

On that note, have you ever wondered how a lesbian would react to touching a penis for the first time (in a non-porn context, you animal)? Well wonder no more, because a website called The Gaily Grind has uploaded this insightful video to YouTube and the participants' reactions are glorious.

One woman can be heard saying "I feel like I've gone my whole life trying to avoid this moment," before reaching for the poor bloke's nether regions and admitting it's "softer" than she thought it would be.

A second woman can be heard cautiously asking "it's not hard, right?" before guessing that she thinks it might feel like "a bag of raisins."

After having a good fumble, one participant admits she'll "probably never do this again." Another confirms she's "definitely a lesbian" after taking part in the experiment, despite looking pleasantly surprised that it felt "like Play-Doh warmed up."

The third woman does what any lesbian would do after touching a penis for the first time: She rings her mum to tell her about it.